I would personally recommend you to make sure if you are a good kid then don't read anything about the fruit.
And also it might not be useful for introverts.
I overheard a conversation one day and then came to a conclusion, what if...
Name of Devil Fruit: Pretty Shitty Fruit
Shape: I can't describe it :
Power: Whenever you walk into a school bathroom or a public restroom, you shall be teleported home to your very own, so you can s*it in peace.
Awakening: When in desperate need of a restroom.
Awakening Abilities: You get teleported to the restroom you have seen at least once.
: I wanna know if it qualifies under a fruit.
PS: If the M(G)ODS feel like this reply would harm the community please feel free to remove it.
If anything, I think this one improves the community, hahaha!
I think this would be a Paramecia type fruit. Interesting take! :')